Originally Published May 3rd 2010
The Knosuj Place Times has learnt, Virgin F1 will be relying on a top-secret form of power in the upcoming Spanish GP.
"Unfortunately, with not being able to get the extended fuel tank ahead of the Spanish GP, we will have to rely on more traditional power," engineer Barny Ruebelle told a listening audience.
Although the source of power is remaining a secret, a man in an orange tunic named Fred was seen cutting a hole in the floor of the cockpit before our cameras were led away.
There is a lot of frustration at the start-up team over not being able to create a car to go-the-distance without running out of fuel. Tempers have been flaring; as our journalists were escorted away we distinctly heard one man screaming angrily at a woman named "Wilma".
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