Studio to remake classic film "The Snowman"

Originally Posted June 30th, 2008

The Knosuj Place film studio remake of the classic wintertime film "The Snowman" starring Didier Drogba is attracting controversy this morning.

Didier Drogba will feature as the flying snowman to the famous theme "walking in the air".   Rival actor John Terry is angry at having been denied the part after being told Didier was more natural to the role.  Mr. Drogba's extensive acting experience also placed him in good standing with the film studio.

Anelka, had originally been granted the part but has since changed plays he is acting in seven times.  John Terry is quite bitter at losing the place to Drogba; microphones recorded him saying "It just doesn't make sense having a black snowman- and I don't mean that in a racist way... I'm just saying, snow is white- honestly I'm not racist."

Shaun Wright-Phillips is expected to be Drogba's understudy- having had plenty of experience sitting out of the lime-light watching others play. Avram Grant is expected to help in the production by keeping the set cold and emotionless so the snow won't melt. The production is being financially backed by Roman Abrahamovich who is not scared of shelling out large quantities of money for what could be another financial flop.

Drogba's "The Snowman" is not expected to win any awards and the production staff is not expected to respond to criticism nicely, but it should be in a cinema near you in time for Christmas.  Studio representatives are expected to be handing out film-related flags as an incentive to potential viewers to watch the film.