God to sue Satan

Originally Posted sometime in 2008

According to the Purgatory Herald, God has asked FIBA¹ to investigate Satan for allegedly tapping up Jesus. God claims that Satan approached Jesus in the desert without his consent and tried to tempt him away from Team Heaven with various temptations. He is presenting the publicly released new testament as evidence.

St. Peter, acting as God's Public Relations manager, commented to the press "as far as we're concerned, Jesus is still part of Team Heaven and is under contract for all of eternity. We would rather the Messiah sit out in Purgatory than go to team Hell."

Satan's own Public Relations manager, Tony Blair, is reported to have quipped "... just like God- once again he is acting like he thinks he is Sir Alex Ferguson. "

Robbie Fowler was unavailable for comment.

 _{1 FIBA (Federation of Intercomsic Biblical Associates)}