Originally Posted August 2nd 2010
According to the Knosuj Place Times, Roy Hodgson's transfer Kitty was rushed last night to a 24hour emergency vet.
"Fluffkins, was rushed there after falling off the settee and didn't land on his feet, " Roy told our reporters morosely.
Fluffkins, Hodgon's transfer kitty is acknowledged by most experts as possessing one of the greatest footballing brains in the animal kingdom. It was Fluffkins who suggested to Roy Hodgson earlier in the pre-season to sign Joe Cole on a bosman.
Fluffkins has been feeling weak for a long time now. Sources close to Hodgson suggest that Tom Hicks has been stealing Fluffkins' food- feeding his own insatiable appitite. Certainly photographs of Tom Hicks has shown his hair has become silkier in the last few months and he has been caught chasing his own tail on occasions.
Hodgson has been very weary of how slim his transfer kitty has become and doesn't want it to suffer the same fate as Rafa Benitez's transfer kitty, Goatee.
There may be relief for Fluffkins though. According to some Anfield insiders, Chinese investors headed by Kenneth Huang maybe looking to increase the size of Roy Hodgson's transfer Kitty.
"I've had my eye on Fluffkins for a while, " Huang told our reporters, "I would love to fatten him up as a favour for Roy."
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