Originally Published July 9th 2010
Knosuj Place University today admitted working alongside Liverpool Football Club to try and discover the secrets to preventing aging.
Nabil El Zhar, the up-and-coming youngster who has been 19 for the last four years, is thought to have anti-aging genes in his DNA.
"Many people think we signed El Zhar for his fantastic football ability, " Purslow claimed at a recent press conference, "but we're really more interested in his ability to resist aging. He's been in our youth program as a 19 year old for four years. Prior to that he was 18 for at least three decades. We're hoping by 2050 he'll be good enough to make the first team as a young recruit."
In the meantime, Liverpool are hoping gene-therapy can be used by extracting genes from El Zhar and giving them to Stephen Gerrard to prolong his playing career.
Unfortunately, it appears some of El Zhar's "ability to play football" was also transmitted to Gerrard's genome resulting in an off-year for the star midfielder.
Physicians are hoping to improve Gerrard's genome back to it's original glory and are currently extracting the "awesome" gene from Lucas Leiva to give to the Liverpool captain.
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