Originally Posted October 1st, 2009
Rafael Benitez is in trouble with some environmental groups today. Eight members of the Knosuj Place Green Society have accused Rafa Benitez of causing global warming.
"We figure he's been blamed for everything else, why not this?" Will O'Hugga told our paper. "Quite frankly all the friction between him and Sir Alex has to have raised global temperatures by a degree or two."
It is true, also, in Europe Rafa has had more than a number of managers all hot and bothered.
"We promised the fans we'd win 3-0 at home, " Ramos complained, "this got me quite hot under the collar. "
"I was up all night shredding and burning documents, you know, just in case, what with Rafa outing us for being too close to the refs.
"that has to have released a lot of bourbon... I mean carbon into the atmosphere " a contact (who asked to remain anonymous) at Old Trafford told our paper whilst chewing gum and scratching his large purple nose.
The news of this latest accusation comes as bad timing for Rafa Benitez who is set to face Real Madrid tonight in an important European fixture. Shortly before the first leg Rafa Benitez had been blamed for the Irish Potato famine and Britain's policies during the opium wars.
"This gives us options, for sure. " Rafa told our paper. We're not quite sure what he meant by this but take it as a sign of guilt
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