Originally Posted Apr 23rd 2008
Researchers from Knosuj Place University this morning have announced the discovery of a previously unknown malady called "Tackle Sickness".
Tackle sickness, a sister infliction to travel sickness, has many symptoms including nausea, dizzyness, pantomine acting, headaches, and the need to roll on the floor pretending to be in pain. Researchers discovered the disease after painstakingly studying Didier Drogba's on field movements.
The Ivory Coast football star appeared to be in a lot of pain and suffered from a severe inability to stay on his feet when tackled. Still, doctors say that Didier is lucky, and that others, such as Christiano Ronaldo, have the condition far worse.
Chrstiano Ronaldo's condition has deteriorated so far that dizzyness causes him to fall over before anyone even tackles him. There is hope though. Doctors say with a steady treatment of yellow and red cards even the worst suffers of tackle sickness may begin to be more steady on their feet. Referees however are cautious to treat players with the recommended dosage stating that side-effects may include being mouthed off against in the Press by Ferguson and Grant.
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