Originally Posted 27th May 2010
The Knosuj Place Times this morning learnt that Formula One racetrack designer Mr. Tilke is planning on leaving race track development to pursue his other dream, football management; Bernie Ecclestone, owner of QPR has alledgedly offered Tilke the management position.
"It's not about the spectacle or the thrill, " Tilke told our journalists, "it's about building the stands in the right place on the track to keep Bernie happy."
Tilke, is expected to provide a mix of fast and slow corners during the game and has adopted a no-passing strategy. "I'm only in favour of passing when players go into the dressing room."
A new stadium is already in the works, Tilke promises it will be extra wide, with the stands pushed way back to allow run-off areas for the footballers.
QPR fans, excited about their new manager, are organising a single-file parade in Mr. Tilke's honour.
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