Originally Posted sometime in 2008
Marvel are set to announce a new Comic book hero based on the Manchester United franchise later this week; United Man.
Following the long time tradition of hero's who emerge from the position of being an underdog, so shall United Man. United Man will continuously battle against the evil Scouser army with his trusted side-kick Dwayne Rooney.
The saga starts with Wes Tan (United Man) and Dwayne Rooney, two 55 year old corporate executives living in Surrey planning a trip to Old Trafford. Wes and Dwayne, United fans all their lives, (since 1992), attend their first game ever during the 2007/2008 season. At the game, Wes notices that one of the prawns in his sandwich is still alive. The prawn bites Wes and he passes out.
When Wes awakes he finds he has all sorts of strange new powers. He can projectile vomit cocktail sauce and has the ability to turn any object into plastic. He vows he will use his new powers to fight the evil Liverpudlians and buy every commemorative DVD United release-
In short, Wes Tan becomes... UNITED MAN! - hitting comic book stores everywhere in late July. Reserve your copy today and receive free season tickets for Everton games.
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