Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Balloon D'Or Winner announced

Originally Posted September 2009

The Knosuj Place Times this morning has announced that a new contender for the Balloon D'Or has controversally been selected for this year.

The balloon, controversally scored a goal accepting a pass from Bent in the Sunderland vs Liverpool game, skillfully evading Johnson and scoring the only goal of the match.

This puts the balloon's statistics at a mindblowing 1 goal in 5 minutes. A statistic that rivals Rafael da Silva's hot-dogging rate on a Friday night.

Liverpool fans are naturally irate and point out that not only were Sunderland fielding 12 players at the time (if you include the balloon- 13 if you include the referee) but that the balloon was actually in an off-side position at the time the ball was played to it.

Critics are saying the move to nominate the balloon are premature, underserving, and that the balloon was actually a "beach-ball" not a balloon as comentators first announced.

However, Balloon D'Or nominators point out that the "Balloon" part of their name is to be taken loosely- pointing out that last year's winner, Christiano Ronaldo was selected because, like a balloon he was a big over-inflated bag of hot-air.

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