Originally Posted Feb 1st, 2010
The Knosuj Place Times believes John Terry to be joining Manchester United on transfer deadline day.
One observer spotted John Terry in a parked car with Sir Alex Fegusson's wife.
"They were obviously organizing a secret last minute deal," our informant told us, "Mrs. F was whispering something into John's ear- and then he would pull her hair back and do the same. John Terry isn't very co-ordinated, he kept slipping and missing her ear- reminds me of his penalty kicks, "
Manchester United deny any connection to the Terry transfer, probably not wanting the cost of the deal to escalate.
Our informant continued:
"It appeared from my vantage point that Mr. Terry had a mobile phone in his trousers- and Mrs. Fergusson was secretly trying to talk into it. I don't think the offers were very good though because I kept hearing a lot of moaning from Mr. Terry- it was almost like a week-day Chelsea game. "
David Seaman may be coming out of retirement to join Terry at United- our informant heard his name mentioned once or twice during the discussions.
We believe eventually the discussion between Mrs. Fergusson and John Terry did result in an agreement, both parties left the rendevous smiling.
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