Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Ferguson escapes reprimand

Originally Posted June 30th, 2008

Football spectators are once again angered by the FA's lack of desire to reprimand Sir Alex Ferguson.  Millions watched this weekend as the Scottish manager pleasured himself in the dugout, slowly masticating with a silly grin on his face.

Sir Alex was quick to point out that what he places in his mouth for his pleasure is his own business and should not be regulated by football's governing body.  Still many critics argue that Ferguson is not setting a good example for the children watching- masticating rapidly- watching Ronaldo dribble on the ball; he is on display to millions, standing errect, his mouth open in a rapture as he watches Wayne Rooney score.

You can even see the disgusting object in his mouth as he stands there.  An unhealthy habbit that many say can lead to stomache ulsers and tooth decay.

Protesters are expected to rally against Ferguson.  This Saturday before the game there is a public campaign led by concerned parents who don't wish their children to be exposed by a dirty old man showing his dirty old habbit to anyone who happens to look his way.

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