Originally Posted Nov 5th 2009
The Surrey Green Triangle conference club, Knosuj Place FC, is having a bit of a financial crises this morning after season-ticket sales were reported lower than expected.
KPFC, who recently moved into the cheapmeds4u @ hotmal.com stadium, had planned a new strategy for selling tickets by e-mailing known fans with the offer.
Chairman, Willy Pill reported to the Knosuj Place Times that spam filters appeared to be blocking out the e-mail offering season tickets.
"We had hoped to get the message out that an extra 6 inches of space would be available to our members, " Mr. Pill told the paper. "We worked hard to build the stadium, but now it looks like our errection will go unfilled. "
E-mail providers were contacted but refused to take KPFC off their blacklist even after it was explained. It looks like sales will remain flaccid throughout the season.
Nigerian striker, Manni Gonnascamyu shook his head with disbelief after learning he was not going to receive his paycheque this week.
"I just need a little funds to help my uncle out of jail and he was going to give his $25million fortune to the club- now he's going to have to give it to someone else unless we act soon."
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