Sources close to the Knosuj Place Times this morning have revealed that Michael Turner is in dispute with McDonalds over a recent to-go purchase.
"I wanted to eat the meal in the restaurant on a nice plastic tray, " he told reporters, "but they gave me the meal in a brown paper bag. "
"My girl friend had asked me if I wanted to sleep with her that night at the same time the cashier asked if I wanted my meal to-go. Obviously when I answered, 'It's been my fantasy all day' I was talking to my girlfriend not the cashier. "
McDonalds has refused to apologise over the situation; franchise owner, Salton DeFries, claims, by the letter of the law, Turner was asked if he wanted it "to go," and he answered in the affirmative.
"He had all day to be with his girlfriend, our cashier was waiting for an answer. It's not unusual to think he was having fantasies about our mystery meat is it?"
This is not the first time Turner has been in a problem of misunderstanding. This past weekend Turner was given a ticket for running a red traffic light. "Obviously my intention was to stop, " Turner told our paper, "I had my foot on the brakes at the time. I was passing my goalkeeper's car at the time."
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