The on-high courts this morning confirmed that the sale of Tom Hicks' soul to Satan will commence after God tried to block the sale, claiming Hicks' guardian angels were not acting in the soul-holder's best interest by selling to Satan.
Hicks' soul had racked up a large amount of social-debt after a leveraged buy-out from God three years previously. God purchased Hicks' soul with the future promise of good-deeds, borrowing karma-points from the Karma Bank of Soulland to fund the aquisition.
KBS had previously extended the loan of Karma points but was getting concerned with the continual sin and vices of Tom Hicks. Mr. Hicks has racked up a deeper and deeper Karma debt many see as insurmountable. God, had unsuccessfully tried to extend the loan through other sources, such as nirvanna and cosmic meditation; he was dogged by an e-mail campaign led by the spirit of Shankly; the holy ghost of Shankly has been one of the most vocal and militant forces trying to prevent mischief as a result of Hicks' soul.
Satan is perhaps best to Texans for his recent ownership of George W. Bush's soul; turning him from an incompetant back-woods Daddy's boy into a world-class fool.
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