Merseyside police made an early morning visit to Melwood this morning after an unidentified white-liquid was found in a bottle.
"I was quite concewned when I found this bottle on our dawstep" Roy Hodgeson told our journalists, "In Sweden we had a saying, if it's white, liquid, and in a bottle, a Moose has stuck his winkel in yaw vodka."
Roy Hodgeson called around several friends working at Accrington Stanley but none of them could identify the white liquid, "It's a very odd substance, nothing we would drink," one Accrington Stanley player told us.
Police are unsure what could have prompted this impolite gesture towards Mr. Hodgeson "I'm a weally nice guy" he told our staff, "and the fans have no weason to complain- we play weally gweat football. We were fantastic against Eve...Eve...the toffees."
Still, police do have a suspect in this bizarre case of obscenity; John, Rafael Benitez's former milkman, has been taken in for questioning regarding the event.
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